The Dream Neighbor

Just read this and my eyes bulged:

Neighbors of Fantastic Four star Chris Evans are in for a visual treat - he often takes out his garbage naked.

Evans, who recently came third in a poll of most eligible Hollywood bachelors, admits he is fond of streaking in his yard.

He says, "I have a nice backyard. It's very secluded, so every now and then I might just run out quickly and take the trash out."

And this is why I'd like to move in his neighborhood this afternoon...