Paris is in the can...

... and I could not be happier. I can't care less for the bitch (because she could do so much with her name, money, clout, power, and instead just carelessly throws it all away, including her family name's respectability), and hadn't followed what had happened to her at all. Then, yesterday, I found a "timeline" of what brought her where she is, and I was astounded by her stupidity!!

In brief, the stupid cow was pulled over (and one) for drunk driving (barely or not, she was drunk, and she was stopped for driving erratically, so she deserved it) last September, and her license was suspended.

Then, in January, she was pulled over (and two) and told she was driving with a suspended license. She made a deal where she got probation, a fine, and was ordered to enroll in alcohol education by February 12.

On February 27, she was pulled over (and three) for doing 70 MPH IN A 35 MPH ZONE ... WITHOUT HEADLIGHTS!!

And as of April 17, over two months past the deadline, she still hasn't enrolled in alcohol education.

Now just imagine if this had happened to you or me, regular people, with no connections, or fame, or boatloads of money behind us. We'd have been in jail already!!

And to think that she even had the nerve of putting out a petition for her fans to sign to ask the governor to overrule the judge, who, she thinks, was overzealous, too tough, and wanted to make an example out of her.

Bullshit!! You broke the law, bitch, repeatedly, and you've clearly shown you don't think the law applies to you at all, so I think the judge was too lenient toward you. Heck, he should have given you a year!!

The thing that's most shocking is that, with all the money she has, she couldn't get a freaking driver to take her anywhere she "needed" to go? Damn, if my license got suspended I wouldn't drive anymore. I'd find another way to get around, and I don't have her means. What the fuck is wrong with her?! That's why I'm so glad the judge said "enough is enough" and taught her a lesson. She needed it!

Damn, I'm so glad the bitch's behind bars. Too bad she'll be totally safe. I'd have loved for some inmate to make her her bitch!!