Friday, October 14, 2005

Would you like more boobs with that touch up?

WOW! You've got to check out this website. This guy apparently is a professional "retoucher" of photographs. You wouldn't believe how different these people look after he works his magic!!

Too much belly? No problem. Too small boobs or butt? That's ok. Got some wrinkles, veins, or bones showing? Let me take care of those for you. Cellulite? Fuhgeddaboudit.

And the fact is, some untouched pictures are just fine, but when you look at the souped-up version, well, the real person looks like shit! Older, tired, spent. Not attractive at all. The problem is that many of the touched up versions don't even look real anymore. They look like dolls, very plasticky. But perfect, that's for sure.

The most shocking images are perhaps those of world-famous-beauty Halle Berry. Oh man, she's beautiful in the real picture, but when you look at the touched up version, you start noticing all those "imperfections" that make her human: the wrist bone, a tiny eye bag, a more saggy boob. And they all disappear before publishing.

Amazing, and very deceiving, if you ask me. I can't believe Ms. Berry hasn't sued his ass yet!

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