Thursday, September 01, 2005

Sickly funny Onion

I know it's not in really good taste, but c'mon, that's The Onion's style. And they're funny, funny, funny.

Here they jab Bush for his handling of his Cindy Sheehan summer debacle. The title says it all:
Bush: Vacation Ruined By 'Stupid Dead Soldier'
Some highlights:
President Bush concluded his summer vacation by holding an informal press conference Monday to address grieving mother Cindy Sheehan, saying "her damn dead son ruined my whole summer vacation."

"A mother should not have to bury her son this way, by which I mean allowing her son's death to destroy his commander-in-chief's one chance to relax and unwind."

"If this dead soldier of a son had the ounce of sense he needed to keep his worthless ass alive, my last few weeks might have been peaceful."

"Listen, I came here to relax. I want to fish, go biking with Lance Armstrong, play with my dogs, chainsaw some brush, and get back to nature. 'Course, it's hard to do that when you have to constantly listen to the mother of some dummy who didn't have sense enough to stay out of a damned war zone."

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